Our undercover reporters Nigel Gblundgu and Joseph ibdglgwngo have been feeding back and forth to X Factor Insider headquarters regarding the Brainwash machine created by Leon's family. Posing as Norwegian backpacking students who accidentally took one too many country roads, they were enlisted into the group highlighting their devotion to Leon by saying simply "Leon can sing".
They outline the group as cult like. They wear Leon T-Shirts which have a large Leon head on the front and a large Leon head on the back. The brainwashing machine is powered by English tax payers money and is fired up just as Leon attempts to sing. He gives the signal with a jingle jangle of his jelly legs and wahey.
MI5 are on the case but due to the remoteness of Leon's village and therefore the inability of taking armed forces to shut down the brainwash machine, MI5 are hoping that people aren't too stupid enough to believe that somebody who can't hold a note even if it was post it should suffice from global domination.
Leon fans have been adamantly supporting Leon as a Heavenly elixir of sound that is the most beautiful angel from above. Normal people have been hoping he gets fired out of a cannon and placed in an area where could torture Terrorists into giving secret hideouts.
More later.
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