Our researchers have gained new information about the activities relating to Leon propoganda. An early "favourite" due to being short, vulnerable therefore easy to push around by women, Leon was seen as a possible winner. His fans didn't see the onslaught of avalanche support for Rhydian coming therefore, Leon has employed three people to help bump his thread.
They work on a 20 hour shift and generally talk to themselves to keep a thread bumped, in the desperate hope people will see Leon as popular. Unfortunately, due to the lack of funds available, the Leon fans have to go on "operation name calling" on an average of every 5 minutes, because everybody hates Leon. This leaves the Leon thread languishing behind because the 3 people who post there are busy calling people names.
We talked to one individual who is in hiding after he was assaulted by Leon fans. "I couldn't believe it. I thought I was stating the obvious. I have been in the music busienss all my life and I was pointing out, quite clearly, he cannot sing... which he can't. I was then told he can, I am stupid, I am an idiot, I don't know what I am talking about. They did say one thing nice about me. They called me a Rhydian fan. That's a compliment because that guy can sing."
A mathematician who has been on the case of the Leon thread for a while told us, "if the three main posters weren't on the thread 20 hours of the day... it would die over night. I doubt there would be 100 posts on that thread if it wasn't for three people."
They work on a 20 hour shift and generally talk to themselves to keep a thread bumped, in the desperate hope people will see Leon as popular. Unfortunately, due to the lack of funds available, the Leon fans have to go on "operation name calling" on an average of every 5 minutes, because everybody hates Leon. This leaves the Leon thread languishing behind because the 3 people who post there are busy calling people names.
We talked to one individual who is in hiding after he was assaulted by Leon fans. "I couldn't believe it. I thought I was stating the obvious. I have been in the music busienss all my life and I was pointing out, quite clearly, he cannot sing... which he can't. I was then told he can, I am stupid, I am an idiot, I don't know what I am talking about. They did say one thing nice about me. They called me a Rhydian fan. That's a compliment because that guy can sing."
A mathematician who has been on the case of the Leon thread for a while told us, "if the three main posters weren't on the thread 20 hours of the day... it would die over night. I doubt there would be 100 posts on that thread if it wasn't for three people."
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