BREAKING NEWS
Word has just reached us that Leon will attempt to SING and DANCE, AT THE SAME TIME this week.
Phones were buzzing madly at Inside X Factor Towers today as we tried to contact anybody and somebody who could give us more information on this. We first got through to Simon Cowell whilst shopping for lady shavers. "Yes, we have given Leon his favoured binge drinking fumbling act for a few weeks and just let him shout on stage. So you know, we might as well see if he has the X Factor and get him to sing" he said whilst measuring a Cucumber.
Leon Fans on the other hand were confused. We contacted one who is an expert in the alert and ban routine. "My beloved Leon. Oh my beloved Leon. One day he will save me from the drudgery of 24 hour DS forum Leon thread bumping. He sings like a thousand angels in chorus and his dancing is far greater than Fred Astaire. IT IS! SAY IT IS! OR ME AND MY MINIONS WILL ALERT AND BAN YOU INTO OLD AGE!".
An X Factor fan and also expert and X Factor advisor to the government told us... "I don't know what happened during the selection process. It beats me but if this guy can sing, I'm George Bush and a 100m sprinting, Long Jumping, Cyborg George Bush from the future who has mated with many women. I am not George Bush. I cannot run fast or jump long distances. I am not even a cyborg and my sex life is non-existent. Now. Do you see what I'm saying here?".
More later.
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